The revamped totally new yet the same as before Dairy Male is back with an Alt Right exclusive that will make your blood boil, stomach turn, heart sink and winkie shrivel. We can finally reveal why darling of the Alt Light and Alt Right Lauren Southern avoids the JQ and doesn't get her tits out for the lads.
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| Lauren engaging in masculine pursuits |
As some have speculated, Lauren is a tranny, as revealed in an exclusive interview with Muslim leader Admiral Akhbar, who said quite categorically:
Yet this is only the half of it. We can now exclusively unveil the true identity of Lauren Southern before her transition. It is none other than Corey Feldman. This of course explains her reluctance to address the Jewish Question. It is thought that Corey began transition after being pizzad up the tradesman's by (((Hollywood executives))) while still a young chicken.
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| Lauren/Corey during transition |
Lauren is set to star in a remake of The Goonies with an all-trans-kids cast, which has been described by (((everyone in the media))) as 'life-affirming'. Lauren is yet to choose a pronoun and will unveil it at the film's premier.
"The wheatfields, Dr Murdoch! Think of the wheatfields!!!"
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