It has how been discovered that the virus known as Coronachan Pornvid-U19 was brought into Europe, Australia and America by members of the Alt Right. Black Pigeon Speaks, The Franklin/Reactionary Expat, Colin Liddell, Davis Aurini and Matt Forney are thot to have been the first confirmed cases of the deadly Coronachan in the Alt Right after contracting it from vaginal bat soup in the Far East.
In a not entirely unexpected twist to Phillip Schofield's coming out as a raging maryqueen, former co-host Gordon the Gopher has alleged that he was sexually abused by the presenter over a six-year period.
Ex-footballer's shag-bag Louise Redknapp, formerly of the band Eternal, which in fact lasted just a few years, is currently suing Peppa Pig for ripping off her 1996 single "Naked".
Canadian Prime Minister Slightly-in-Limp-of-Penis Justin Trudeau shimmered sequins as he revealed new footage today of the moments leading up to the crash in Tehran of a Ukrainian airliner on Wednesday.
