It has how been discovered that the virus known as Coronachan Pornvid-U19 was brought into Europe, Australia and America by members of the Alt Right. Black Pigeon Speaks, The Franklin/Reactionary Expat, Colin Liddell, Davis Aurini and Matt Forney are thot to have been the first confirmed cases of the deadly Coronachan in the Alt Right after contracting it from vaginal bat soup in the Far East.
Renowned gynecologist Dr Hans Wankov however disagreed. "In my expert opinion, Forney's is just a good old-fashioned case of the clap brought on by acute sex tourism."
When presented with this information, Forney reponded, "Fuck you! I don't have to pay for sex! Women find me irresistable! I'm totally fucking alpha, dude!"
In other news, as Coronachan has spread among the Alt Right, cases of Yellow Fever have shown a dramatic decline, with even Reactionary Expat talking of abandoning his own children. Meanwhile, Claire Khaw has started to push a new brand of philosophy called "Secular Koronachanism".
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