Tuesday, 1 August 2017


The Polish drunkard who was killed by a teen of undisclosed ethnicity was allegedly aggressively and racistly eating pizza, Chelmsford Crown Court heard yesterday.

Racist Polak fascist Mr Jozwik

Worthless bum Arkadiusz Jozwik was punched from behind by the youth, who cannot be named for reasons of racial sensitivity, after intimidating him with a full box of pizza. The dirty Polak's friends also hurled drunken racial abuse at the upstanding member of the teen race, and the defendant was forced to defend himself and his gang.
The teen's solicitor Rastus Wilson QC said, 'Dis be typicaal of de White Man's oppreshaan, dat mi client be harassed in dis way by de Babylon court.'

The punch that felled Mr Jozwik (which sounds a lot like Breivik) has been described as 'superhuman'. This is not of course a reference to Christopher Reeves and disableism, but how powerful that member of the teen race's fist truly was in knocking a heavily inebriated man to the floor, where he hit his head and died.

A Black Wives Fatter spokesthingy said, 'We need more strong positive role models like this brave young man,' before running away with a flat-screen telly.

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