Two racist Chinky tourists were arrested yesterday for a-siegin' and a-heilin' outside the Reichstag in Berlin.
The little yellow bastards caused grievous harm to ethnic minorities everywhere with their antics, which included straightening their arms, clicking their heels and marching with raised legs.
Dr Schlomo Schekelstein said, while wiping away tears with a €100 note, 'It was like another Holocaust™. I don't know how Jews will be compensated for this - although I do have a rough figure to start with.'
The 32-year-old Professor of Shoah Studies at Marcuse College, Berlin, added, 'It took me back to the days of the Gestapo. I just thank Yahweh the police rounded them up and silenced them quickly.'
It comes on the same day that the mostest evilestest man on earth, Ernst Zündel died at the age of 78. Zündel was convicted of evilness in 2008 after two of his lawyers were also dismissed for being evil during the trial. He served a three-and-a-half-year sentence for denying Jesus as the son of God....or something.
Dr Schlomo Schekelstein said, while wiping away tears with a €100 note, 'It was like another Holocaust™. I don't know how Jews will be compensated for this - although I do have a rough figure to start with.'
The 32-year-old Professor of Shoah Studies at Marcuse College, Berlin, added, 'It took me back to the days of the Gestapo. I just thank Yahweh the police rounded them up and silenced them quickly.'
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It comes on the same day that the mostest evilestest man on earth, Ernst Zündel died at the age of 78. Zündel was convicted of evilness in 2008 after two of his lawyers were also dismissed for being evil during the trial. He served a three-and-a-half-year sentence for denying Jesus as the son of God....or something.
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