It is thought that North Korea is building a nuclear arsenal to attack American banks and needs to be invaded to be on the safe side.
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President Donald J Parp said that he would be only too happy to bring democracy to those people still without access to Jewish-regulated bank accounts.
But a North Korean spokesman said, 'It not true that Koreans have no erections. We have erections aw the time. We have bigges erections in whore word.'
But Ruby Goldberg-Silverman of Goldman-Sachs countered that they didn't count if the population had not been circumcised and added that threatening US banks constituted a Holocaust™.
Kim Jong Un was to busy learning the dance to Gangnam Style to be contacted.