Friday 1 December 2017

MEET IRAN'S ANGELINA JOLIE

Some say that Iran is a repressive country, especially for women, but Sahar Tabar shows the world that the Iranians are just as enlightened and progressive as we in the West. The teenage aspiring cat-lady has had over 50 operations to look just like her idol Angelina Jolie.




I think we can all agree that the surgeon (nay, artist!) has done a splendid job in recreating Angelina Jolie's radiant features below:


Sahar plans to emulate Angelina by marrying Brad Pitt, divorcing him for millions of dollars, adopting children that match her range of leather handbags and finding a job with a seven-figure salary that shows her caring side to the public.

We were able to contact a spokesthingy for Mz Jolie, who said, 'Angelina has informed me that she couldn't give a flying fuck.'

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