Jewish-owned company that researches people's genetic ancestry 23andMe have complained about customers' anti-Semitism after 23andMe added fake African results to White European tests to "screw with racists".
"It's like anoddah Shoah," declared 23andMe CEO Anne Wojcicki in a shrill Ashkenazi shriek. "Customers are demading refunds, which is obviously anti-Semitic. I cry not for the money, but for humanity." A single tear rolled down from one of her bulging eyes as she spoke.
"The fact that White Europeans are upset about the admixture in their results only goes to prove their racism," she reasoned, clutching a copy of the Talmud. "More needs to be done to combat White Supremacy."
It is estimated that approximately 6,000,000 results have been tampered with, although this figure may be revised with the permission of Jewish lobby groups.