A CHRISTMAS APPEAL

While we are enjoying ourselves this Christmas, it is easy to forget those less fortunate than ourselves. That is why we are launching this Christmas appeal, so that Alt Right vloggers do not freeze* this winter.

Some Alt Righters may have to share hotel rooms

ALABAMA ELECTION: ROY MOORE LYNCHED BY MOB

In the biggest lynching in Alabama's history, Republican candidate and professional John Wayne impersonator Roy Moore's senate seat was stolen by Democrat blacks and cucks. 

VICAR: 'ALED JONES RAPED ME AS A BOY'

A gay Church of England vicar has bravely come out to reveal that Songs of Praise presenter Aled Jones sexually assaulted him while Jones was still a choirboy in the 1980s, exposing a long history of perversion that began when he was just twelve.

 

23&ME COMPLAIN OF ANTI-SEMITISM

Jewish-owned company that researches people's genetic ancestry 23andMe have complained about customers' anti-Semitism after 23andMe added fake African results to White European tests to "screw with racists".

MILO'S "JINGLE JANGLE OF SHEKELS" TOUR HITS AUSTRALIA

Anti-Semitic, homophobic racist Milo Yiannopoulos has hit Australia with his "Jingle Jangle of Shekels" tour just in time for Christmas. 

PRESIDENT PARP BLAMES IT ALL ON FLYNN

President McDonalds J Parp has sensationally blamed all his problems with Russia on ex-national security adviser General Michael Flynn, including Apollo Creed's death in the ring at the hands of steroid abuser Ivan Drago at Trump's Las Vegas hotel in 1985.

WHITE SUPREMACIST SYMBOL SEEN IN SWEDEN

Anti-Fascist groups were greatly concerned last night by the appearance of a giant sun cross in the sky over Vemdalen in Sweden, with some Jews calling it 'anuvva Shoah'.

MEET IRAN'S ANGELINA JOLIE

Some say that Iran is a repressive country, especially for women, but Sahar Tabar shows the world that the Iranians are just as enlightened and progressive as we in the West. The teenage aspiring cat-lady has had over 50 operations to look just like her idol Angelina Jolie.