Jollywood award |
Thursday, 29 December 2016
Tuesday, 27 December 2016
LAST CHRISTMAS FOR JUDD MICK
Filthy: Judd Mick |
Tributes have been sliding in after the death of popular Northern clubland singer Judd Mick at the age of 52 from a bum-banditry-related disease. Mick, who was born Giorgios Milo Flopadikupmiars in Greece, where they invented that sort of thing, leaves behind a gaping hole in the entertainment industry.
Tuesday, 20 December 2016
MERKEL FAILS HGV TEST
Merkel could only give a half-hearted Roman salute today |
Angela Merkel failed her heavy goods test in spectacular style last night, a three-point turn going disastrously wrong and killing a dozen onlookers. It was her second attempt at her driving test, her first in Nice during the summer again resulting in the deaths of many spectators as she attempted an emergency stop.
Monday, 19 December 2016
RUSSIANS PISS BLAIR'S BED
Slippery when wet: an angry Tony Blair this morning |
Not satisfied with barbecuing babies on sticks in Aleppo and rigging the US elections by flooding America with Russian immigrants, it was revealed that the Russians have also pissed former British PM Tony Blair's bed. Blair, 63, was said to have been left "distraught" and "moist" by the incident last night.
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