Tuesday, 31 December 2019

CIVIL PARTNERSHIP JEWISH FEMINIST COUPLE HAIL VICTORY

In a fitting cohencidence to the first same-sex civil partnership, couple Charles Keidan and Rebecca Steinfeld's successful campaign was hailed by the Times of Israel as a Jewish feminist truimph of the will.

 

 

Monday, 16 December 2019

RACISM BECOMES A VERB

In the latest piece of trans-inspired academia, the noun 'racism' has become a verb. In a courageous tweet about the injustice of the general election result, social justice warrior James Felton made the brave and bold decision to 'out' the closet verb, using a preposition as a verb while doing so.


Sunday, 15 December 2019

JEREMY CORBYN TO JOIN FRENCH STRIKERS

Soon-to-be-ex-leader of the Labour Party Jeremy Corbyn has ruled out appearing as Fagin in Drury Lane's production of Oliver!, instead opting to join strikers in France in a bid to relaunch his acting career.

TONY BLAIR GIVEN BLUE PLAQUE ON HAMPSTEAD HEATH TOILETS

Former Prime Minister and current head of the European Union's task force fighting non-Jew-worshippers has been given a prestigious blue plaque by the English Heritage Trust on the toilets of Hampstead Heath, London.

Friday, 13 December 2019

CORBYN ELECTED IN LANDSLIDE VICTORY!!!

Jeremy Corbyn won a landslide victory today as results poured in for 2019's Scruffiest Bastard of the Year contest.