Sunday 15 December 2019

JEREMY CORBYN TO JOIN FRENCH STRIKERS

Soon-to-be-ex-leader of the Labour Party Jeremy Corbyn has ruled out appearing as Fagin in Drury Lane's production of Oliver!, instead opting to join strikers in France in a bid to relaunch his acting career.

French union leaders seemed less than pleased with the news however, with the CGT's Philippe Martinez stating, "Oui do not need zees Corbyn coming hier and streaking wheeze us."

Asked about the failure of his policies to attract voters during the general election, Corbyn replied, "You've got to pick a pocket or two."

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