In the latest piece of trans-inspired academia, the noun 'racism' has become a verb. In a courageous tweet about the injustice of the general election result, social justice warrior James Felton made the brave and bold decision to 'out' the closet verb, using a preposition as a verb while doing so.
It is thought that other oppressed minority nouns will now start changing their linguistic functions and semantics. "Homophobia" is set to become an adjective meaning "slightly adjacent to but at a distance from", "bisexuality" will have more than one meaning, and "feminism" is said to be changing its linguistic field to pertain to small yappy canines.
Professor Israel Goldman-Goldberg-Goldstein of the University of Tel Aviv welcomed this progress. "Nibble chuck of anyways," he said, before adding, "Holocaust cash vey six million."
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